Life is Awkward

Hiya, I'm Brittani. I'm always willing to talk, and I will never give up. You shouldn't either.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

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janebuzjane:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

rebelside:

But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

how fucking dare you

once i finish crying im gonna fuck u up

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mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.

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zackisontumblr:

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

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riceisholy:

Note to self: Stay Body Positive

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sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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sleepingwiththekings:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

Shaytards ♥

bitterassfandom:

I WOULD HOPE SO

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clientsfromhell:

After about five weeks of not receiving payment, and lots of emails and phone call reminders to my client, I finally received the following text message:

"Sorry, I was in prison for beating up a bloke. Will pay you tomorrow lol."

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